|AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, WE GIVE THEE: "THE WEEK IN CRAIG."|
|By Amy Blair, usually.|
This should, hypothetically speaking, take you directly to the latest version of the Week in Craig. If not, then get yer butt over to the main page and find it cho damned self, ya heard!
Wow. You're still reading. That's some fast reading.
I'm mean, you're so fast, you're faster than the Internet, even. Like you're on S.R.A. Builder Titanium. Like you're some super dope genius, Russian novel-loving kind of cat. The kind of dude who walks into a bookstore and people get scared. That kind of Reader. Damn.
You're such good reader.