February 2003

THE WEEK IN CRAIG! -- Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR FEBRUARY 28. -- Will Leitch & Eric Gillin

WANT TO MARRY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE? HERE'S HOW NOT TO GET SCREWED ON THE RING. -- Mike Bruno

BY THE TIME YOU FINISH READING THIS ARTICLE, AMERICA WILL HAVE LOST ANOTHER JEW. -- Eric Gillin

HE MIGHT SLING SHIT AT THE AUDIENCE, BUT EVEN EXTREME ELVIS DOESN'T SUPPORT THE WAR ON IRAQ. -- Matt Sheahan

LIFE AS A LOSER #144: "MR. LEITCH, IF YOU WERE A FLOWER, WHAT KIND OF FLOWER WOULD YOU BE?" -- Will Leitch

THE WEEK IN CRAIG! -- Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR FEBRUARY 21. -- Aileen Gallagher

IT'S A BLENDER! IT'S A LAMP! IT'S BOTH! -- Eric Gillin

IS AMERICA EVIL? WE ASK THE CHURCH OF SATAN. -- Eric Gillin

PUFFY AND BLOATED: NOTES ON THE FASHION WEEK THAT WAS. -- Greg Lindsay

LIFE AS A LOSER #143: "FOR GRADUATION, MY FRIEND GAVE ME A HUMMER." -- Will Leitch

IF SOMEONE ATTACKS THE SUBWAY TONIGHT, YOU CAN GET OUT ALIVE. READ THIS BEFORE YOU LEAVE WORK. -- A.J. Daulerio

IN CELEBRATION OF THIS FINE, FINE DAY, FIVE WOMEN WEIGH IN ON WHAT THEY REALLY WANT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY -- HARD LIQUOR. --Amy Blair, Aileen Gallagher, Theresa O'Rourke, Tracy Weiss & Claire Zulkey

THE WEEK IN CRAIG. --Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR FEBRUARY 14. --Aileen Gallagher

PROFILES, PROFILES EVERYWHERE, BUT NOT A ONE TO DATE. --Greg Lindsay

AMERICA WARNED YOU TERRORISTS WERE COMING! YOU DUCT TAPED YOURSELF TO THE WINDOWSILL. --David Gaffen

THESE TEN SONGS WILL MAKE YOU DRY HUMP YOUR STEREO SYSTEM. --Molly Simms

SHAVE YOUR BALLS! AND 4 OTHER WAYS TO DRIVE YOUR LADY WILD! --A.J. Daulerio & Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #142: "THE VALENTINE'S DAY ALBATROSS." --Will Leitch

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: A TALE OF TWO TOP TEN LISTS. --Will Leitch & Tim Grierson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR FEBRUARY 7 -- Aileen Gallagher

THE WEEK IN CRAIG: READ THE ONLY WEEKLY WRAP-UP OF ALL THE FUN STUFF YOU MISSED ON CRAIG'S LIST -- Lindsay Robertson

CONFESSIONS OF A THERAPIST -- A.J. Daulerio

WHY WE SHOULDN'T FIGHT IRAQ! MR. KNOW-IT-ALL'S TAKE ON THE ANTI-WAR MOVEMENT. -- David Gaffen

ADMIT IT: YOU DON'T CARE ALL THAT MUCH ABOUT SEVEN DEAD ASTRONAUTS. HERE'S WHY. -- Will Leitch

THE CRYPTIC JOHAN MORE REVEALS MORE ABOUT HIS MOTIVATIONS AND LESS ABOUT HIMSELF. -- Eric Gillin

MORE MORE: A BAKER'S DOZEN OF MORE CONTROVERSIAL POETRY FROM THE UNDERGROUND SENSATION KNOWN SIMPLY AS JOHAN -- Johan More

LIFE AS A LOSER #141: "EVEN SWARTHY MINIONS MUST EAT." -- Will Leitch