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The Black Table needs your help! Every week, we need reviews of the latest media-related crud, new products from Capitalists and odd idea, concept or trend. All you need to have is a sharp opinion that you can distill down to one paragraph of 150 words and give a letter grade. To submit, please fill out the form below or email your entry to btblacklist@hotmail.com. Entries may edited for length, style and clarity. Hit us with your best shot. Fire away.

On to the Form!

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Type your review here. And remember to add a letter grade, or else we'll make one up and embarass you in front of all your friends:

Before you submit anything, ask yourself the following: Have I put a grade on my review? Have I read this thing at least once? Will anyone care what I wrote? If the answer is NO to any of those questions, break down and cry, knowing you're a failure who can't do anything right. You stupid face head moron!

 

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