THE SMELLY BLACK TABLE ARCHIVE WITH ALL THOSE NONSENSE WORDS IN IT.
 
   
   
   
   
 

WEEK OF DEC. 26, LAST WEEK OF THE YEAR -- MORE TURDUCKEN TO BE THANKFUL FOR.

HUT, HUT, HERE'S OUR NFL PLAYOFF PREVIEW. -- Matt Pitzer

OUR LADIES REVEAL THEIR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS -- FOR 2005. -- Jennie Dorris, Tracy Weiss, Claire Zulkey, Kathie Fries, Maud Newton, Blaise K, Jami Attenberg

THE BLACK LIST: CAN I GO HOME NOW? -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #187: "FIFTEEN PERCENT." -- Will Leitch

THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN, PART 2. -- Eric Gillin

THE BLACK LIST: UNDERPANTS, CHECK. DVD REMOTE, CHECK. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #186: "SACRAMENTS, FARTING CHILDREN AND KNEELING BEFORE ZOD." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF DEC. 19 -- COOK TURDUCKEN AND FEEL THE BURN WITH BYKO!

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE MEN OF BLAIR'S BOUDOIR. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR DECEMBER 19. -- Aileen Gallagher

THE PHILLY DAILY NEWS' STU BYKOFSKY BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE. -- A.J. Daulerio

THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN, PART 1. -- Eric Gillin

THE BLACK LIST: THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT CAME EARLY. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #185: "THE CHRISTMAS NEIGHBOR." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF DEC. 12 -- THE MAGAZINE RACK, DECONSTRUCTED.

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE HORROR, THE HOROSCOPES... -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR DECEMBER 12. -- Aileen Gallagher

IN THAILAND, LIVE LIKE A KING -- OR AT LEAST A B-LIST CELEBRITY. -- Erich Roby Sysak

FEAR OF A BLACK PLANT. -- Mia Amato

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW YEAR'S READS. -- A.J. Daulerio & Eric Gillin

THE BLACK LIST: SLOSHING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #184: "LAST MAN STANDING." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF DEC. 5 -- WITHDRAW FROM MARRIAGE.

WEEK IN CRAIG: WILL WORK FOR FOOD. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR DECEMBER 5. -- Aileen Gallagher

WITHDRAWING FROM METHADONE DIDN'T DO MUCH FOR THE MIGRAINES. -- Mary Gustafson

DON'T BAN GAY MARRIAGE -- BAN MARRIAGE. -- R A Miller

THE BLACK LIST: GROW UP ALREADY. -- The Black Table

GABBA, GABBA, JOEY RAMONE PLACE. -- Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #183: "ARTHRITICALLY HIP." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF NOV. 28 -- HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

WEEK IN CRAIG: AN EXTRA SPECIAL CRAIGLIST SHOPPING GUIDE. -- Amy Blair

THIS YEAR, THE BLACK TABLE'S LADIES ARE THANKFUL, REALLY. -- Sandra Barron, Tracy Weiss, Aileen Gallagher, Jennie Dorris, Kathie Fries & Amy Blair

THE BLACK LIST: HURRY, HURRY, HURRY! STEP RIGHT UP! -- The Black Table

TEARDROPS & FOOTPRINTS: A LOOK AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER MEMORIAL PLANS. -- Will Leitch & Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #182: "LOWER LEARNING." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF NOV. 21 -- LOOK-LOOK! IT'S A SPDR.

WEEK IN CRAIG: DEAR HORNY MEN, HERE IS YOUR FREAKING CLUE. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR NOVEMBER 21. -- Will Leitch

WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO KOSHERTOWN? -- Lynn Harris

IF NOTHING ELSE, PRESIDENT BUSH IS CONSISTENT. -- Ashley Glacel

LOOK-LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER NOW. -- Elana Berkowitz

SPDRS ARE SCARY! -- Shari Waxman

THE BLACK LIST: CALL IN THE HELPER MONKEYS! -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #181: "HOTEL CALIFORNIA." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF NOV. 14 -- THE INFORMATION ON 50-CENT MOVIES.

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE DIRTY SLUT ADVICE CLUB. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR NOVEMBER 14. -- Aileen Gallagher

DO YOU KNOW THE INFORMATION? -- Eric Gillin

$26 A MONTH / 52 DVDS = 50 CENTS A MOVIE. -- Devin Clark

THE BLACK LIST: BIG UPS TO DIAMOND DIZZLE. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #180: "I'M NOT GOING TO PAY A LOT FOR THIS MUFFLER." -- Will Leitch

IN DEFENSE OF THE MATRIX. -- Matt Dorfman & Tom Hoban

WEEK OF NOV. 7 -- THE CHINATOWN BUS DOWN AVENUE Q,

WEEK IN CRAIG: BAD CHILDREN ARE LIKE BAD DATES, ONLY WORSE. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR NOVEMBER 7. -- Aileen Gallagher

AFTER NINE WEEKS, FOOTBALL GETS AN A: THE NFL'S MIDTERM REPORT. -- Matt Pitzer

BLUE PUPPET TALKING: AN AVENUE Q & A. -- Melissa Walker

EVERYBODY FUNG WAH TONIGHT! FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CHINATOWN BUS. -- Eric Gillin

THE BLACK LIST: DO YOU BELIEVE THE HYPE? -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #179: "THE COURTSHIP OF WILLIAM'S FATHER." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF OCT. 31 -- DACHSUNDS, DRIBBLING AND DIRTY DIAMONDS.

WEEK IN CRAIG: C’MON PEOPLE NOW, SHINE ON YOUR HIPSTER. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR OCTOBER 31. -- Will Leitch

THESE LADIES DON'T FEAR THE REAPER: GIRLS ON DEATH. -- Aileen Gallagher, Lynn Harris, Tracy Weiss, Kathie Fries, Claire Zulkey & Amy Blair

HOW TWO MONTHS' SALARY LASTS A LIFETIME IN REALLY EVIL SHIT. -- Mike Bruno

HOT DOG! WEINERS ON PARADE. -- Ross Tucker

DRIBBLING TOWARDS INFINITY: A PREVIEW OF THE NBA SEASON. -- Dave Gaffen

THE BLACK LIST: DISHONOR ROLL. -- The Black List

LIFE AS A LOSER #178: "THE RIGHT FIELD DAD." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF OCT. 24 -- DATING, DEAN AND SMOKING THE GREEN.

WEEK IN CRAIG: BOBBLEHEAD JESUS SAYS... -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR OCTOBER 24. -- Aileen Gallagher

THE NEW PROBLEM WITH ONLINE DATING. -- R A Miller

HOWARD DEAN IN BLUE OXFORD SHORTSLEEVES. -- Carolyn Kellogg

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S SPINACH. -- Eric Gillin

THE BLACK LIST: SAY NO TO POLITICS. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #177: "TOXINS." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF OCT. 17 -- WHOLESOME MILK, OSCAR PICS AND POOPING.

WEEK IN CRAIG: LET'S GET SCATTY. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR OCTOBER 17. -- Aileen Gallagher

THE DAIRYMAN COMETH. -- Trevor Thompson

THE MOVIES ARE AN AFTERTHOUGHT. -- Stephen Schurr

THE BLACK LIST: SAILING THE HIGH C'S. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #176: "THE PROPER AUTHORITIES." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF OCT. 10 -- BEER, MOISTURIZER, HOCKEY, DURST.

WEEK IN CRAIG: YO RED SOX JACKASS!! YOU ARE AN IDIOT. LOVE, AMY. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR OCTOBER 10. -- Aileen Gallagher

THE BLACK TABLE BEER RUN 4: OKTOBERFEST! -- A.J. Daulerio, Will Leitch, Jim Cooke, Molly Simms & Eric Gillin

THE MOISTURIZED MAN: A USER'S MANUAL. -- Greg Lindsay

HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCK-COUGH-WHEEZE, AW FUCK IT: A PREVIEW. -- Jason Brough

FROM WORST TO DURST! THE FUCK UP WHO FUCKS 'EM ALL. -- Eric Gillin

THE BLACK LIST: THINGS GET DOUBLE PLUS UNGOOD. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #175: "THE BIG RED TAG." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF OCT. 3 -- CHILD SUPERMODELS AND BASEBALL PLAYOFFS.

WEEK IN CRAIG: PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND BACK AWAY FROM THAT SPEEDO. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR OCTOBER 3. -- Aileen Gallagher

WHY DOES CHILDSUPERMODELS.COM EXIST, ANYWAY? -- Eric Gillin

AND THEY'RE OFF! HANDICAPPING THE FIRST GREAT DEMOCRATIC DEBATE. -- Ashley Glacel

BOSTON WON'T PLAY CHICAGO IN THE WORLD SERIES, SORRY. -- Will Leitch

LIFE AS A LOSER #174: "THE ONGOING POSTGAME REPORT." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF SEPT. 26 -- PRISON WINE AND SMOKING GUNS.

WEEK IN CRAIG: DAVE MATTHEWS CAN SHIT ON A PLATE AND EAT IT. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR SEPTEMBER 26. -- Aileen Gallagher

BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE: THE SMOKING GUN'S BILL BASTONE. -- A.J. Daulerio

MAKE YOUR OWN PRUNO AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. -- Eric Gillin

THE BLACK LIST: I BREAK FOR IRONY, THEN I BACK UP AND RUN IT OVER UNTIL IT'S DEAD. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #173: "THE GYM." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF SEPT. 19 -- TWO OLD IDEAS GET THEIR DUE: BURLESQUE AND DEMOCRACY.

WEEK IN CRAIG: WHEN GOOD POSTS GO BAD. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR SEPTEMBER 19. -- Aileen Gallagher

IT TAKES A NATION OF 20,000. -- Adam Finley

THE INNOCENT ART OF BURLESQUE IN AN AGE OF HUMPING STRIPPERS. -- Ross Tucker

THE BLACK LIST: INTRODUCING PUSH-TO-SUBMIT TECHNOLOGY. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #172: "INTERNS." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF SEPT. 12 -- SUCKING SHIT AND FLYING TRAPEZES.

WEEK IN CRAIG: IT'S 420 TIME, BRO! -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR SEPTEMBER 12. -- Aileen Gallagher

THE CLASSROOM IN THE SKY, WHERE FALLING IS FAILING. -- Chris Mohney

TALES FROM THE PORTO! RELEASED FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL. -- Josh Abraham

THE BLACK LIST: MORE TO LIFE THAN FOOTBALL? THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #171: "MOTH, MEET FLAME." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF SEPT. 5 -- CELEBRITY POLITICS AND FOOTBALL RETURNS, FINALLY.

WEEK IN CRAIG: I BRAKE FOR BARTENDERS. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR SEPTEMBER 5. -- Aileen Gallagher

WE WANT MATT HOOKER FOR GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA! -- Claire Zulkey

AND THE OFFICE GOES TO... CELEBRITY POLITICIANS. -- Ron Mwangaguhunga

THE ODDS SAY SOMEONE WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR, BUT WHO? -- Matt Pitzer

THE BLACK LIST: THE FIRST LABOR AFTER LABOR DAY WEEKEND. -- The Black Table

WEEK OF AUG. 29 -- WAKE UP, LARRY! YOU'LL MISS THE BUS FOR SCHOOL.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THEY'RE HOT FOR TEACHER! INSERT SOLO HERE. --Aileen Gallagher , Tracy Weiss, Claire Zulkey, Lynn Harris, Kathie Fries, Jennie Dorris, Rebecca Giantonio & Amy Blair

WEEK IN CRAIG: MORTGAGES, MARRIAGES & MILD RETARDATION. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR AUGUST 29. -- Aileen Gallagher

WE'RE GOING STREAKING! OUR LOOK AT BACK TO SCHOOL ESSENTIALS. -- A.J. Daulerio & Eric Gillin

GO, FIGHT, WIN! A LOOK AT THE TOP MOST 25 OVERLOOKED COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS. -- Michael David Smith

THE BLACK LIST: YOU TAKE THE GOOD AND TAKE THE BAD. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #170: "OREGON TRAIL." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF AUG. 22 -- THE POWER CAME BACK ON.

WEEK IN CRAIG: BLACKOUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR AUGUST 22. -- Aileen Gallagher

ON CROSSING MILLER. -- Rick Chandler

A TALE OF COMIC PROPORTIONS. -- Jonathan Messinger

THE BLACK LIST: I FEEL PRETTY -- AT LEAST I'D LIKE TO. -- The Black Table

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE SCIENCE OF SARCASM. -- Amy Blair

LIFE AS A LOSER #169: "IDIOT BOX." -- Will Leitch

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR AUGUST 15. -- Aileen Gallagher

WEEK OF AUG. 15 -- THE POWER WENT OUT.

WE SURVIVED THE GREAT BLACKOUT AND ALL WE GOT WAS THIS SILLY T-SHIRT. -- Eric Gillin

THE INSTANT MESSENGER HANDBOOK. -- Eric Gillin

64-YEAR-OLD FEMINIST COLLECTS AND PUBLISHES NUDE PHOTOS OF BOYS, YOU KNOW, FOR FUN. -- Damion Matthews

THE BLACK LIST: A RANDOM REVIEW OF EVERYTHING, IN GRADE FORM. -- The Black Table

LIFE AS A LOSER #168: "KEEP GOING." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF AUG. 8 -- MUSTO, MUSTO, MUSTO!

WEEK IN CRAIG: MOMSIE'S LEZZING IT UP THIS WEEK. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR AUGUST 8. -- Aileen Gallagher

ROCK AND A HARD PLACE: THE VILLAGE VOICE'S MICHAEL MUSTO. -- A.J. Daulerio

MUSING ON MODERN FILM WITH MIKE FIGGIS, DIRECTOR OF HOTEL. -- Greg Lindsay

CONSUMABLES: WAINWRIGHT, MANN, WAYNE, AND WHERE'S THE LOVE? -- Tim Grierson

LIFE AS A LOSER #167: "CELEBRITY." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF AUG. 1 -- HELL BENT AND RUNNING ON EMPTY.

WEEK IN CRAIG: OH, THE IRONY IS JUST KILLING ME. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR AUGUST 1. -- Aileen Gallagher

RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, ON EMPTY. -- Will Leitch

THAT WHOLE PENTAGON FUTURES THING AIN'T SUCH A BAD IDEA. -- Greg Lindsay

IF A RECORD FALLS IN THE BRONX, AND NO ONE'S THERE TO SEE IT... -- Ross Tucker

HANG THE DJ! TEN SONGS YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY HEAR AT THE WEDDING PARTY. -- Molly Simms

LIFE AS A LOSER #166: "IN LINE AT THE PORT AUTHORITY." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF JULY 25 -- KOBE BRYANT, BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE.

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE ENTICING RED-HEAD PUBLIC AUCTION. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JULY 25. -- Aileen Gallagher

BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE: PAGE SIX'S IAN SPIEGELMAN. -- A.J. Daulerio

KOBE? OR NOT KOBE? THAT IS THE QUESTION. -- Aileen Gallagher

CONSUMABLES: GUSTER, LIZ PHAIR, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, BERNIE WILLIAMS. -- Tim Grierson

LIFE AS A LOSER #165: "ALOHA, GRADUATES!" -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF JULY 18 -- A LONG WALK THROUGH SIN.

HEY, THAT'S YOUR DICK! THE BLACK TABLE BROADS TALK FIRST HOGS. -- Theresa O'Rourke, Lindsay Robertson, Tracy Weiss, Jennie Dorris & Amy Blair

WEEK IN CRAIG: RANT, RAVE, RINSE, LATHER, REPEAT. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JULY 18. -- Aileen Gallagher

IS IT YOUR FANTASY? OR IS IT YOUR BOSS? -- Will Leitch & Eric Gillin

NOVEMBER SPAWNED A MEXICAN. -- Rachel Elder

THE SEVEN-DEADLY WAYS TO SPEND YOUR SPARE TIMES. -- Tim Townsend

LIFE AS A LOSER #164: "ON THE EVE OF A 10-YEAR CLASS REUNION." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF JULY 11 -- WE TURN SIX-MONTHS OLD AND THROW A NICE LITTLE PARTY.

THE OLD GRAY LADY IS EATING ITS YOUNG: WHY THE TIMES NEEDS JODI KANTOR. -- Will Leitch

WEEK IN CRAIG: BEING BAD FEELS DAMNED GOOD. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JULY 11. -- Aileen Gallagher

BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE: GAWKER'S ELIZABETH SPIERS. -- A.J. Daulerio

HARRY POTTER AND THE LEFT-WING DOPPELGANGER. -- Rick Chandler

CONSUMABLES: THE SUMMER INDIE ROCK THROWDOWN. -- Tim Grierson

SIX MONTHS IN, STILL MOVIN', GROOVIN', DOIN' IT, YOU KNOW? -- Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #163: "SNAP ME PERFECT!" -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF JULY 3 -- MAKE A TRUCKER HAT FROM GARBAGE.

WEEK IN CRAIG: ALL MEN ARE FREAKING STUPID. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JULY 3. -- Aileen Gallagher

HAIL, HAIL, LIT-ROCK AND JIM ROLL. -- Matt Tobey

A SPADE IS A SPADE: HOW TO MAKE A TRUCKER CAP OUT OF GARBAGE. -- Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #162: "BILL LUMBERGH RIDES AGAIN." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF JUNE 27 -- MISS RHEINGOLD'S TATTOO, OVARIAN CYSTS AND CRAIGSLIST MAKES A CHANGE FOR THE DIFFERENT.

WEEK IN CRAIG: MISSING MISSED CONNECTIONS. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JUNE 27. -- Aileen Gallgher

A GRAPEFRUIT GROWS INSIDE ME: OVARIAN CYSTS ARE COMMON, EASILY TREATED, AND SCARY. -- Aileen Gallagher

THE LONG AND ARDUOUS SEARCH FOR THE END OF MISS RHEINGOLD'S TATTOO. -- Trevor Thompson

METH EPISODE #16: "BUCK! IT'S BURNING AND REEKS!" -- Dan Meth

CONSUMABLES: THE NEW RADIOHEAD RECORD, CLAY AIKEN, TATU AND GRANDADDY. -- Tim Grierson

LIFE AS A LOSER #161: "PARENTS RULE." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF JUNE 20 -- THE BLACK TABLE'S SUMMER WEEK.

A CAMPFIRE WITHOUT WEINERS: THE BLACK TABLE LADIES WAX OFF ON SUMMER CAMP. -- Lynn Harris, Linsday Robertson, Tracy Weiss, Jennie Dorris, and Amy Blair.

WEEK IN CRAIG: HOW NOT TO BITE THE BIG ONE. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JUNE 20. -- Aileen Gallagher

PUT ON THE SUNBLOCK, JIM. THESE TEN SONGS CAN CAUSE SUNBURN. -- Molly Simms

THE BURNING SUMMER QUESTION: WHICH RAPPER IS GOING TO DIE NEXT? -- Eric Gillin

THE BLACK TABLE GUIDE OF NINE ESSENTIALS FOR MODERN SUMMER LIVING. -- A.J. Daulerio & Eric Gillin

METH EPISODE #15: "SUMMER IN NYC." -- Dan Meth

THE BLACK TABLE BEER RUN 3: BRING ON THE SUMMERTIME CRAP! -- A.J. Daulerio, Eric Gillin, Will Leitch, Thomas Rosinski & Jim Cooke

LIFE AS A LOSER #160: "TAKE YOUR SUMMERTIME AND CRAM IT." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF JUNE 13 -- GOODBYE RAILS. WE'LL MISS YOU.

WEEK IN CRAIG: SICK, SICK SHIT ON CASUAL ENCOUNTERS. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JUNE 13. -- Aileen Gallagher

CONFESSIONS OF A THERAPIST, PART FOUR: SCARS OF THE SEXUALLY ABUSED. -- A.J. Daulerio

ON A WING AND A MAER, RADAR MAGAZINE PUTS OUT AN UNDERHYPED SECOND ISSUE. -- Will Leitch

METH SUPER SPECIAL GOLD EDITION: "THE SMART ASS GUIDE TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." -- Dan Meth

SOMETHING RIGHT-WING THIS WAY COMES? PUBLISHING GOES CONSERVATIVE. -- Aaron Kaufman

CONSUMABLES: FINDING NEMO, THE KILLS, 100 HEROES & VILLAINS AND THE THORNS. -- Tim Grierson

LIFE AS A LOSER #159: "THE BREAKTHROUGH." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF JUNE 6 -- WE DROP THE BACON SOAP IN THE SHOWER.

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE SPORKING QUESTION. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JUNE 6. -- Aileen Gallagher

BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE: VICE MAGAZINE'S JESSE PEARSON. -- A.J. Daulerio

EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT BASEBALL IS WRONG AND MICHAEL LEWIS' MONEYBALL TELLS US WHY. -- Will Leitch

METH EPISODE #14: "FOR THEM IT'S COOL TO DO UNCOOL THINGS." -- Dan Meth

FROM BACON TO SOAP: THE IMPOSSIBLE JOURNEY. -- A.J. Daulerio & Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #158: "OBSERVATIONS ON LAS VEGAS." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAY 30 -- SCOTTY BOWMAN ON THE PLAYOFFS, DENNIS MILLER ON DENNIS MILLER AND GIRLS ON GETTING OFF.

THE BLACK TABLE GALS GET ALL ITCHY-GITCHY YA YA WITH THEMSELVES. -- Lynn Harris, Linsday Robertson, Tracy Weiss, Kathie Fries, Jennie Dorris, and Amy Blair

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE BABIES HAVE ARRIVED! -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MAY 30. -- Aileen Gallagher

THE MILLER'S CROSSING -- Rick Chandler

SCOTTY BOWMAN ON PULLING PRANKS, THE RED WINGS' LOSS AND THE NHL CHAMPIONSHIPS. -- Tracy Weiss

MEET REALITY CENTRAL: THE 24-7 CABLE CHANNEL DEVOTED TO REALITY TV AND NOTHING ELSE. -- Sara Kennedy

METH EPISODE #13: "MY FAMILY ALWAYS LIED TO ME." -- Dan Meth

CONSUMABLES: RELOADED, 50 CENT, DOWN WITH LOVE, AND AFI'S GLOOMSTER ROCK. -- Tim Grierson

LIFE AS A LOSER #157: "UP ALL NIGHT." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAY 23 -- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAGIARIZE.

WEEK IN CRAIG: MUCH ADO ABOUT PENIS. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MAY 23. -- Aileen Gallagher

YOU THINK THE YANKEES SUCK? THEN YOU'RE THE LOSER, FOOL. -- R.A. Miller

THE "DISGRACED" JOURNALIST'S CLUB. -- Eric Gillin

THE EXILED FOSTER WINANS HAS A MESSAGE FOR JAYSON BLAIR. -- Steve Schurr

METH EPISODE #12: "24." -- Dan Meth

LIFE AS A LOSER #156: "ROY ORBISON IS A DAMNED WUSSY." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAY 16 -- RELOADING ON THE MATRIX, MUSING ON METALLICA AND SOME VERY GUILTY PLEASURES.

THE MATRIX RELOADED WAS ALMOST GREAT, MAYBE, KINDA. -- Matt Dorfman

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE GREAT MESH CAP DEBATE. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MAY 16. -- Will Leitch

RIDE THE GERITOL: METALLICA PLANS A NEW THRASH RECORD. -- Mike Bruno

WHAT IS THE MATRIX? THE ZEITGEIST'S CRY FOR HELP. -- Greg Lindsay

THESE TEN SONGS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL TERRIBLE FOR LOVING THEM SO. -- Molly Simms

METH EPISODE #11: "THE RESUME" -- Dan Meth

CONSUMABLES: X2, RADIOHEAD, ZWAN AND WOODY ALLEN'S WORST MOVIE. -- Tim Grierson

LIFE AS A LOSER #155: "SIN CITY, HERE WE COME, HOPEFULLY." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAY 9 -- CHRISTINA AGUILERA GAINS WEIGHT, IRAQI MOST WANTED CARDS AND THE KILLS KILL IT LIVE.

WEEK IN CRAIG: GET OUT THERE, AND GET HUMPIN'. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MAY 9. -- Aileen Gallagher & Will Leitch

YOU NEVER COUNT YOUR IRAQIS, WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN' AT THE TABLE. -- Jason Brough

A MILLION LITTLE PIECES IN ABOUT A THOUSAND WORDS: JAMES FREY'S NEW BOOK, REVIEWED. -- Chad Fifer

NEVER HEARD THE KILLS? TURN AROUND. THAT'S THEM FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS RIGHT NOW. -- Mike Bruno

METH EPISODE #10: "READING METH." -- Dan Meth

GENIE IN A DRIVE THRU: CHRISTINA AGUILERA BECOMES A NORMAL WOMAN. -- Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #154: "HEADBANGER'S BALL." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAY 2 -- EXPOSING THOSE NEKKID YALE PARTIES... AND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WORK WITH SCORSESE.

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE STARBUCKS INCIDENT. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MAY 2. -- Aileen Gallagher

CHILL OUT! YALE GRAD TELLS WHY SHOWING BUSH AT YALE IS NO BIG DEAL. -- Trevor Thompson

WE INTERVIEWED JOE BOB BRIGGS, "DUMB FUCKIN' WHITE MAN." -- Eric Gillin

METH EPISODE #9: "I'D LET YOU CRASH, BUT..." -- Dan Meth

CONSUMABLES: SONIC YOUTH, ICE CUBE, YO LA TENGO, A MIGHTY WIND & MORE. -- Tim Grierson

LIFE AS A LOSER #153: "A SPOONFUL WEIGHS A TON." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF APR. 25 -- WHAT'S THE 311 ON RADAR, FOOTBALL, THE NEW COREYS, ALL NEW CONSUMABLES AND CRAIGLIST? OUR BIGGEST WEEK YET.


OH PLEASE, THANK YOU JESUS! PRO FOOTBALL IS BACK! OUR NFL DRAFT PREVIEW. -- Matt Pitzer

WHO'S HUMPIN'? THE LADIES! OUR CREW OF SASSY BROADS TALK ABOUT SAFE SEX. -- Lynn Harris, Mary Vulva, Tracy Weiss, Jennie Dorris & Amy Blair

WEEK IN CRAIG: THE QUESTION OF THAT THONG-THI-THONG-THONG, THONG. -- Amy Blair

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR APRIL 25. -- Aileen Gallagher

FUN WITH 3-1-1! OPERATORS ARE STILL STANDING BY. -- A.J. Daulerio, Will Leitch & Eric Gillin

LETTERS FROM A WARBLOGGER: DEAR SEN. RICK SANTORUM. -- Grady Olivier

DUDE, WHERE'S MY LICENSE TO DRIVE? -- Rick Chandler

METH EPISODE #8: "WHO IS BUCK NUTTY?" -- Dan Meth

CONSUMABLES: CABARET, WHITE STRIPES, FUTURAMA, SPOON AND MORE. -- Tim Grierson

THE BLEEPS, THE SWEEPS AND THE CREEPS: RADAR MAGAZINE POPS UP ON THE MEDIA RADAR SCREEN. -- Scott Dickensheets

CONFESSIONS OF A THERAPIST, PART THREE: THE SCARS ARE STILL THERE, FOUR YEARS AFTER THE COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL SHOOTING. -- A.J. Daulerio

LIFE AS A LOSER #152: "THAT SHIRT WOULD LOOK NICE ON MY FLOOR." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF APR. 18 -- MORE BEER, MORE SPORTS, MORE HOLIDAYS!

SAC-TOWN TAKES THE NBA CROWN: OUR NBA EXPERT WEIGHS IN ON THE PLAYOFFS. -- Brian Doolittle

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR APRIL 18. -- Aileen Gallagher

THE BEST (AND LAST) OF THE WEEK IN CRAIG. -- Lindsay Robertson

LETTERS FROM A WARBLOGGER: DEAR TIM RUSSERT. -- Grady Olivier

DON'T BE IGNORANT! LEARN MORE ABOUT THE JEWISH HOLIDAY OF PASSOVER. -- Eric Gillin

SO, WHAT THE HECK IS LENT AND GOOD FRIDAY AND ASH WEDNESDAY AND ALL THAT ABOUT? -- Aileen Gallagher

METH EPISODE #7: "MAN, WE JUST DON'T ROCK LIKE WE USED TO." -- Dan Meth

THE BLACK TABLE BEER RUN 2: ANOTHER 20 BEERS REVIEWED. -- A.J. Daulerio, Eric Gillin, Will Leitch, Thomas Rosinski & Jim Cooke

LIFE AS A LOSER #151: "ALL THAT SHE WANTS AND NEEDS." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF APR. 11 -- WE AIN'T SCARED: THE BT TURNS THREE MONTHS OLD THIS WEEK.

YOU'RE DYING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK IN CRAIG, AREN'T YOU? -- Matt Tobey & Claire Zulkey

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR APRIL 11. -- Aileen Gallagher

LETTERS FROM A WARBLOGGER: DEAR DONALD RUMSFELD. -- Grady Olivier

PRINT, SHMINT! THE CREATOR OF "ACHEWOOD" TALKS ABOUT LIFE AS A DAILY ONLINE CARTOONIST. -- Adam Finley

METH EPISODE #6: "BRAD, I'M THINKING OF CUTTING MY HAIR." -- Dan Meth

WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT... EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD? -- Eric Gillin

WE'RE A BREATHING, DROOLING THREE-MONTH OLD! A LOOK BACK AT OUR FIRST 90 DAYS. -- Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #150: "A FULL LIFE." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF APR. 4 -- PEOPLE SAID THE DARNDEST THINGS THIS WEEK.

IT'S FRIDAY. READ THE WEEK IN CRAIG AND EAT YOUR LUNCH. -- Matt Tobey & Claire Zulkey

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR APRIL 4. -- Aileen Gallagher

LETTERS FROM A WARBLOGGER: DEAR GERALDO RIVERA. -- Grady Olivier

MR. ROGERS IS GOING TO HELL, THE FDNY IS EVIL BUT HE LOVES THEM ANYWAY: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO PASTOR FRED PHELPS. -- A.J. Daulerio

METH EPISODE #5: "MYSTERY ILLNESS IN NEW YORK." -- Dan Meth

PETER ARNETT SAW THAT PINK ELEPHANT, BUT POINTING IT OUT GOT HIM FIRED BY NBC. -- Matt Pitzer

LIFE AS A LOSER #149: "WE GOT GAME." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAR. 28 -- BEASTIES, FAMILIES AND YANKEES.

BUSY WITH ALL THAT WAR COVERAGE? CATCH UP ON THE WEEK IN CRAIG. -- Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MARCH 28. -- Aileen Gallagher

BASEBALL'S TRYING TO CHANGE, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE YANKEES: OUR SEASON PREVIEW. -- Matt Pitzer

CONFESSIONS OF A THERAPIST, PART TWO: IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR. -- A.J. Daulerio

METH EPISODE #4: "WHEN I GROW UP, WHAT WILL I BE?" -- Dan Meth

DIME STORE BEATS? THRIFT STORE RHYMES? THE BEASTIE BOYS' SLAPDASH ANTI-WAR ANTHEM. -- Tim Grierson

LIFE AS A LOSER #148: "THE ETERNITY OF KEVIN JONES." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAR. 21 -- COUNTDOWN TO WAR, THE FINAL FOUR AND OSCARS GALORE.

THE WEEK IN CRAIG! -- Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MARCH 21. -- Aileen Gallagher

SPRINGTIME FOR BOOBIES! OUR PANEL OF LADIES WAXES OFF ON BREASTS. -- Amy Blair, Pauline Millard, Tracy Weiss & Claire Zulkey

SOME THINGS YOU SEE, YOU CANNOT UNSEE: LIKE A NINE-MINUTE RAPE SCENE. -- Greg Lindsay & Will Leitch

ONE HUNDRED MINUTES AND COUNTING... -- Eric Gillin

METH EPISODE #3: "THE BOYS OF SUMMER" -- Dan Meth

IF SLIME WAS SUGAR, THESE WOULD BE THE SWEETEST 16 TEAMS IN THE NCAA TOURNEY. -- Pete Thamel

IT'S LIKE HIGH SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN! WHO SHOULD REALLY WIN OSCAR THIS YEAR, BUT WON'T. -- Steve Schurr

LIFE AS A LOSER #147: "THE PATHETIC SCOREKEEPER." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAR. 14 -- SONGS FROM THE WHITE STRIPES, SONGS TO MAKE YOU DRINK.

THE WEEK IN CRAIG!

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MARCH 14. -- Aileen Gallagher

THESE NINE SONGS WILL MAKE YOU SUCK DOWN THE HOOCH LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
-- Molly Simms

METH EPISODE #2: "ZELJE KOD ZA SAJT IZBEGLA!"
-- Dan Meth

THIS ELEPHANT WEIGHS A TON! THE WHITE STRIPES DON'T FORGET THE ROCK ON THEIR NEW RECORD.
-- Mike Bruno

WITH A SHOCKING UPSET, BOXING'S HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION GETS ANOTHER CHANCE TO SCREW EVERYTHING UP.
-- Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #146: "STAY AT HOME XENOPHOBIA." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF MAR. 7 -- THE BALLOONIST, A NEW CARTOONIST AND A GREAT WHITE DISCOVERY.

THE WEEK IN CRAIG! -- Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR MARCH 7. -- Aileen Gallagher

ONCE BITTEN, TWICE NIGH: WHAT'S LEFT OF GREAT WHITE'S FANBASE BOOSTS ALBUM SALES... KIND OF.
-- A.J. Daulerio

METH EPISODE 1: "THOSE MAD NEGRO SAINTS, MAN." -- Dan Meth

IS DAVE EGGERS TRYING TO BREAK OUR HEARTS? SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS ABOUT THE BALLOONIST. -- Steve Delahoyde

LIFE AS A LOSER #145: "LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH MAX." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF FEB. 28 -- DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, JEWS WE'RE WONDERING ABOUT.

THE WEEK IN CRAIG! -- Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR FEBRUARY 28. -- Will Leitch & Eric Gillin

WANT TO MARRY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE? HERE'S HOW NOT TO GET SCREWED ON THE RING.
-- Mike Bruno

BY THE TIME YOU FINISH READING THIS ARTICLE, AMERICA WILL HAVE LOST ANOTHER JEW. -- Eric Gillin

HE MIGHT SLING SHIT AT THE AUDIENCE, BUT EVEN EXTREME ELVIS DOESN'T SUPPORT THE WAR ON IRAQ. -- Matt Sheahan

LIFE AS A LOSER #144: "MR. LEITCH, IF YOU WERE A FLOWER, WHAT KIND OF FLOWER WOULD YOU BE?" -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF FEB. 21 -- FASHION WEEK, SATAN ON IRAQ AND BLENDER LAMPS FOR ALL!

THE WEEK IN CRAIG! -- Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR FEBRUARY 21. -- Aileen Gallagher

IT'S A BLENDER! IT'S A LAMP! IT'S BOTH!
-- Eric Gillin

IS AMERICA EVIL? WE ASK THE CHURCH OF SATAN. -- Eric Gillin

PUFFY AND BLOATED: NOTES ON THE FASHION WEEK THAT WAS. -- Greg Lindsay

LIFE AS A LOSER #143: "FOR GRADUATION, MY FRIEND GAVE ME A HUMMER." -- Will Leitch

WEEK OF FEB. 14 -- VALENTINE'S DAY IN A PARANOID CITY.

IF SOMEONE ATTACKS THE SUBWAY TONIGHT, YOU CAN GET OUT ALIVE. READ THIS BEFORE YOU LEAVE WORK. -- A.J. Daulerio

IN CELEBRATION OF THIS FINE, FINE DAY, FIVE WOMEN WEIGH IN ON WHAT THEY REALLY WANT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY -- HARD LIQUOR. --Amy Blair, Aileen Gallagher, Theresa O'Rourke, Tracy Weiss & Claire Zulkey

THE WEEK IN CRAIG. --Lindsay Robertson

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR FEBRUARY 14. --Aileen Gallagher

PROFILES, PROFILES EVERYWHERE, BUT NOT A ONE TO DATE. --Greg Lindsay

AMERICA WARNED YOU TERRORISTS WERE COMING! YOU DUCT TAPED YOURSELF TO THE WINDOWSILL. --David Gaffen

THESE TEN SONGS WILL MAKE YOU DRY HUMP YOUR STEREO SYSTEM. --Molly Simms

SHAVE YOUR BALLS! AND 4 OTHER WAYS TO DRIVE YOUR LADY WILD! --A.J. Daulerio & Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #142: "THE VALENTINE'S DAY ALBATROSS." --Will Leitch

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: A TALE OF TWO TOP TEN LISTS. --Will Leitch & Tim Grierson

WEEK OF FEB. 7 -- CONFESSIONS OF A THERAPIST, CRAIG'S LIST, IRAQ, JOHAN MORE.

WHY WE SHOULDN'T FIGHT IRAQ! MR. KNOW-IT-ALL'S TAKE ON THE ANTI-WAR MOVEMENT.
ADMIT IT: YOU DON'T CARE ALL THAT MUCH ABOUT SEVEN DEAD ASTRONAUTS. HERE'S WHY.

THE CRYPTIC JOHAN MORE REVEALS MORE ABOUT HIS MOTIVATIONS AND LESS ABOUT HIMSELF.
LIFE AS A LOSER #141: "EVEN SWARTHY MINIONS MUST EAT."


WEEK OF JAN. 31 -- DEAN CAMERON, STATE OF THE UNION, CRAIG'S LIST DEBUT.

THE WEEK IN CRAIG: INTRODUCING THE ONLY WEEKLY WRAP-UP OF ALL THE FUN STUFF YOU MISSED ON CRAIG'S LIST

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JANUARY 31


WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! MR. KNOW-IT-ALL'S TAKE ON DUBYA'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS


THEY'RE BIG. THEY'RE BAD. THEY'RE BUILDINGS! A COMPREHENSIVE LOOK AT ALL THE WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPOSALS

INTERVIEWS WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO LOOK JUST LIKE US: DEAN CAMERON

LIFE AS A LOSER #140: "BUST A MOVE"

WEEK OF JAN. 24 -- THE ALL-STAR SUPER BOWL SPECTACULAR!

HANDICAPPING THE PIRATE BOWL: PUT YOUR BUCKS ON THE BUCS

WHY YOUR TIME IS TEN TIMES MORE VALUABLE THAN THE TIME SOLD TO ADVERTISERS ON THE SUPER BOWL

A SUPER WASTE OF TIME? A SUPER FUN THING TO WATCH? FIVE WOMEN WAX OFF ON THE SUPER BOWL


THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JANUARY 24

THE BIG OL' BLACK TABLE BEER RUN: 20 CHEAP BEERS REVIEWED
LIFE AS A LOSER #139: "THE B TO G RATIO"

Early January 2003

THE WEEKLY RUNDOWN FOR JANUARY 17 -- Aileen Gallagher

KATE WINSLET, MAGAZINE PIGLET -- Will Leitch

FORMER ARMY OFFICER AND PORN STAR DAVE CUMMINGS ON AMERICA'S FIGHT AGAINST TERROR -- A.J. Daulerio

MUCH ADO ABOUT HUFFINGTON -- A.J. Daulerio & Eric Gillin

WE WANT THE MIC: REGULAR FOLKS REACT TO HUFFINGTON -- A.J. Daulerio

IT TOOK A WHILE, BUT I USED INSTANT MESSENGER TO LEARN HOW TO TIE A NECKTIE -- Will Leitch & Eric Gillin

LIFE AS A LOSER #138: "WE WANT THE WIND"
-- Will Leitch

THIRTY-SEVEN THINGS NORTHERNERS THINK, BUT WOULD NEVER SAY --Eric Gillin

PREDICTIONS FOR 2003!

THE HOT AND NOT LIST

INTRODUCING JOHAN MORE: THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL YOUNG POET WORKING IN AMERICA TODAY


AND NOW, YOU CAN READ THE COLLECTED POETRY OF JOHAN MORE

LIFE AS A LOSER #137: "WHIMPER FI"
--Will Leitch

ATTENTION: VISITOR
--Eric Gillin

 
   
 

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