Week of January 27.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: MY TOP 10 MOST FAVORITE AND MEMORABLE ALL-TIME STUPIDEST POSTINGS
EVER. -- Amy Blair
THE
KNOW-IT-ALLS. -- Greg Lindsay
THE
HISTORY OF THE BLACK TABLE. -- Will Leitch
THE
BLACK TABLE BEER RUN 5: TIME TO CLEAN OUT THE FRIDGE. --
Eric Gillin, Aileen Gallagher, A.J. Daulerio and Will Leitch
THE
END IS THE BEGINNING IS THE END ONCE AGAIN. --
Jeff MacGregor
THE
BLACK LIST: HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT LOCAL SPORTS FRANCHISE? --
The Black Table
THE
BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE GIVEN TO YOU BY PUBLICISTS: HOW TO SCORE LOADS
OF FREE SHIT. -- M. Blake Montandon, photos
by Michael Cogliantry
WAXING
OFF: COME BACK! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY. --
Kelly Mills, Maddie Glass, Noelle Hancock, Michelle Goodman, Lea Storry,
Litsa Dremousis & Aileen Gallagher
INCOMING!
JANUARY 23, 2005. -- Eric Gillin
Week of January 20.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: ALL ABOUT ME. -- Amy Blair
TURNING
JAPANESE: A LOOK AT MORE MAKING OUT IN JAPANESE. --
Daniel Maurer
THE
BLACK LIST: LAST CALL FOR ALKY-HOL. -- The
Black Table
INCOMING!
JANUARY 17, 2005. -- A.J. Daulerio
Week of January 13.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: LOOKING FOR MISTER NICE GUY. -- Amy
Blair
BECOME
A FAMOUS AUTHOR IN SEVEN EASY STEPS! ACT NOW! --
Jen Hubley
THE
BLACK LIST: YOU CAN'T LOOK DOWN BUT YOU'RE NO WORSE, SINGING MORE OF
A LIFETIME. -- The Black Table
UH,
LOOK, DUDE, IT'S NOT ENTIRELY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET LAID. --
Darci Ratliff
HERE'S
WHY THE FAILED STAND-UP COMEDIAN CROSSED THE ROAD. --
Todd Munson
INCOMING!
JANUARY 9, 2005. -- Aileen Gallagher
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? MUNICH. -- Tim Grierson
Week of January 6.
Farewell,
Black Table.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: MISTY NEW YEAR'S EVE MEMORIES. --
Amy Blair
YOU
CAN DO IT! GET LAID IN FIVE SIMPLE STEPS. --
John DeVore
THE
BLACK LIST: WE'RE NEVER GOING BACK TO WORK AGAIN. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
JANUARY 3, 2005. -- Will Leitch
Week of December 31 -- Best of 2005.
WHY
GANGSTA RAPPERS NEED TO TAKE A NAPPERS.
-- Daniel Maurer
WHY
DID THE FAILED STAND-UP COMEDIAN CROSS THE ROAD? --
Todd Munson
REALLY
LONELY PLANET: 16 TRAVEL TIPS FOR THE DEVELOPING WORLD. --
Tom Zoellner
I ALMOST
GOT ON THE GOTTI TRIAL. -- Mia Amato
THE
CHAMPIONS OF CONSUMPTION. -- Larry Getlen
A MODERN
LOVE STORY. -- Kate Kirtz
HE
SPENT 1/12TH OF HIS LIFE WAITING FOR STAR WARS AND ALL HE GOT WAS THIS
STUPID STORY. -- Rick Chandler
TELL-ALL
KING DROPS THE BOMB ON EVERYONE... -- Jerry
Oppenheimer
BEHIND
THESE GATES LURKS THE CULT OF CHRISTO. -- Keith
Plocek
CHASING
AMY SEDARIS. -- Michael Malice
Week of December 23.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: STRIKE BABIES COMING IN NINE MONTHS. --
Amy Blair
HOT TOYS,
RUINED CHILDHOODS. -- A.J. Daulerio and Aileen
Gallagher
THE
BLACK LIST: THIS YEAR WE'RE MAKING THE GIFTS. --
The Black Table
PRESIDENT
BUSH'S WIRETAPPED CONVERSATIONS … REVEALED! --
Will Leitch
INCOMING!
DECEMBER 19, 2005. -- Will Leitch
Week of December 16.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: WRITE BACK TO DADDY...OR HE'LL KILL YOU. --
Amy Blair
WAXING
OFF: FUCK THE HALLS AND STICK THE HOLLY. --
Cathy Hannan, Kelly Mills, Susie Felber, Darci Ratliff, Jen Hubley,
and Lauri Apple
THE
BLACK LIST: WE'RE IN A VERY DARK PLACE, EATING POPCORN. --
The Black Table
"YES,
I HAVE A HELPER MONKEY." -- Becky Hayes
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. -- Tim
Grierson
INCOMING!
DECEMBER 12, 2005. -- Emily Gould
Week of December 9.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND. --
Amy Blair
ROCK
AND A HARD PLACE: STUFF MAGAZINE'S JIMMY JELLINEK. --
A.J. Daulerio
THE
BLACK LIST: DECEMBER MAKES YOU GO BATSHIT CRAZY. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
DECEMBER 5, 2005. -- Geoff Wolinetz
Week of December 2.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE POSTING... --
Amy Blair
AN EXCERPT
FROM CATCH, BY WILL LEITCH. -- Will
Leitch
THE
BLACK LIST: NOW, WAIT. WHERE DO MY BALLS GO AGAIN? --
The Black Table
WHY
GANGSTA RAPPERS NEED TO TAKE A NAPPERS. --
Daniel Maurer
INCOMING!
NOVEMBER 28, 2005. -- Jason Reich
Thanksgiving Week -- Week of November 25.
THE
BLACK LIST: SAVE A TURKEY, EAT A PILGRIM. --
The Black Table
MASTURBATION
IS A DIRTY WORD. -- Christopher Morass
INCOMING!
NOVEMBER 21, 2005. -- Jason Reich
Week of November 18.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: NOW IT IS THE TIME FOR THE GIVING OF THANKS. --
Amy Blair
WAXING
OFF: WHEN THANK YOU TURNS TO FUCK YOU. -- Noelle
Hancock, Cathy Hannan, Susie Felber, Katie Seitz and Jen Hubley
THE
BLACK LIST: YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS. -- The Black
Table
SNIP
IT! INTO SHAPE! SHAPE IT UP! GET STRAIGHT! --
Brad Trechak
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN'. --
Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
NOVEMBER 14, 2005. -- Joel Keller
Week of November 11.
WEEK IN
CRAIG: READ BUT DON'T TOUCH. -- Amy Blair
PACKING
THE BOWL. -- A.J. Daulerio and Will
Leitch
THE
BLACK LIST: VOTING AGAINST ALL ODDS.
-- The Black Table
ME
SCAM YOU LONG TIME. -- Rich Thomas
INCOMING!
NOVEMBER 7, 2005. -- Jen Hubley
Week of November 4.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: TAKE THIS COOKIE AND STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH. --
Amy Blair
THESE
ARE A FEW OF MY FAITH-BASED THINGS.
-- Bill Adams
THE
BLACK LIST: THIS JUST IN -- LIFE HAS MEANING. --
The Black Table
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? JARHEAD. -- Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
OCTOBER 31, 2005. -- Shari Goldhagen
THE
GOOD CANDY PYRAMID. -- Rich Keller
Week of October 28.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: A SPECIAL LITTLE "I WUV YOU" TO MY POOKY BEAR.
-- Amy Blair
AMATEUR
NIGHT AT PARRIS ISLAND, PART TWO.
-- Kyle Minor
THE
BLACK LIST: SMOKING IS BAD! BAD BAD BAD! --
The Black Table
AMATEUR
NIGHT AT PARRIS ISLAND, PART ONE. -- Kyle Minor
INCOMING!
OCTOBER 24, 2005. -- Alex Balk
Week of October 21.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: A WHITER SHADE OF TRASH. -- Amy Blair
THE
BLACK LIST: STARING AT THE BASEBALL PLAYOFF SUN. --
The Black Table
SO,
DOES VETERANS DAY HAVE A FUCKING APOSTROPHE OR WHAT? --
Caryn Lissner
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? EXTRAS.--
Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
OCTOBER 17, 2005. -- Rick Chandler
Week of October 14.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: HITTING THE GYM. -- Amy Blair
WAXING
OFF: A LONG WEEKEND ON THE ISLAND OF LESBOS. --
Kelly Mills, Jen Hubley, Emily G., Rachel Kramer Bussel, Claudia Fuchs,
and Lea Storry
THE
BLACK LIST: ATTACK OF THE KILLER CORN TREES. --
The Black Table
DEAR
"CRUSH" I HEART U 4EVA. -- Adam Shulman
INCOMING!
OCTOBER 10, 2005. -- A.J. Daulerio
Week of October 7.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: HEAVY PETTING. -- Amy Blair
DEEP
FRIED, BATTER DIPPED MINNESOTA STATE FAIR POLITICS. --
Bennett Gordon
THE
BLACK LIST: BOB VILA IN THE GHETTO. -- The
Black Table
THE
VERY HUGE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYOFF PREVIEW. --
Will Leitch
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE. --
Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
OCTOBER 3, 2005. -- Chad Fifer
Week of September 30.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: THE FIRST PLACE PINSTRIPED LOVE MACHINE. --
Amy Blair
QUESTIONS
FOR MATTHEW LESKO, THE QUESTION MARK MAN. --
Gretel Going
THE
BLACK LIST: WHEN THEY CAME FOR THE WALLETS, I WAS NOT A WALLET...
-- The Black Table
FIGHT
THE POWER! HOW TO BE MORE ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT. -- Ross Wolinsky
INCOMING! SEPTEMBER
26, 2005. -- Aileen Gallagher
Week of September 23.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: ST. ELMO'S USED FURNITURE SALE. --
Amy Blair
ONE
NIGHT STANDING ROOM ONLY. -- Kelly Mills, Darci
Ratliff, Jami Attenberg, Jen Hubley, and Katharine Davis
THE
BLACK LIST: WHICH KIND OF MESS IS REALLY THE BEST? --
The Black Table
THE
LITTLE JEW THAT COULD: SIX FEET UNDER'S JILL SOLOWAY. --
Rachel Kramer Bussel
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? HOUSE. -- Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
SEPTEMBER 19, 2005. -- Jen Hubley
Week of September 16.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: THE ABSOLUTELY NO BALLS WHATSOEVER CONTEST. --
Amy Blair
THE
STATE OF THE APOLOGY GAME. -- Aileen Gallagher
THE
BLACK LIST: YOU CAN ALWAYS WATCH IT NEXT WEEK. --
The Black Table
HEY
EVERYBODY! CRACKED IS BACK! -- Cathy
Hannan
INCOMING!
SEPTEMBER 12, 2005. -- Joel Keller
Week of September 9.
WEEK IN CRAIG:
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. -- Amy Blair
THE
FEMA DISASTER BRIEFING. -- Tom Zoellner
OVERS
AND UNDERS: THE BIG BLACK TABLE NFL PREVIEW '05. --
Matt Pitzer
THE
BLACK LIST: STILL A BARGAIN AT THREE BUCKS A GALLON! --
The Black Table
DON'T
DATE HIM, GIRL -- BUT DON'T WRITE ABOUT IT ONLINE, EITHER. --
Rachel Kramer Bussel
INCOMING!
SEPTEMBER 6, 2005. -- Will Leitch
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? KANYE WEST'S LATE REGISTRATION. --
Tim Grierson
Week of September 2.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: BACK TO SCHOOL. -- Amy Blair
ROCK
AND A HARD PLACE: LOS ANGELES TIMES' JOEL STEIN. --
A.J. Daulerio
THE
BLACK LIST: THE BIG RED SOUTH PARK MACHINE. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
AUGUST 29, 2005. -- Jason Reich
Week of August 26.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: I DON'T SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE... --
Amy Blair
A DAY
IN THE LIFE OF MISTRESS MELISSA. -- Jane Dryer
THE
BLACK LIST: BOY, THAT ENTOURAGE IS QUITE A SHOW. --
The Black Table
FIVE
THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A DOMINATRIX IN THE SUMMER. --
Troy Orleans
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? SUFJAN STEVENS' ILLINOIS. --
Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
AUGUST 22, 2005. -- Shari Goldhagen
Week of August 19.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: CRUISIN' FOR LOVE ON THE NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE. --
Amy Blair
THEY'RE
PUTTIN' ON THE FOIL! WHAT'S NEW IN PRO HOCKEY. --
Geoff Wolinetz
THE
BLACK LIST: WEEE! IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG FUN CANOE TRIP. --
The Black Table
I ALMOST
GOT ON THE GOTTI TRIAL. -- Mia Amato
INCOMING!
AUGUST 15, 2005. -- Mike Cetera
Week of August 12.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: ONE MAN'S HOT DOG CUP IS ANOTHER MAN'S... --
Amy Blair
EWW!
HERE'S WHAT LADIES THINK IS GROSSER THAN GROSS. --
Michelle Goodman, Darci Ratliff, Jen Hubley, Jahnavi Goldstein and Aileen
Gallagher
THE
BLACK LIST: SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY. -- The
Black Table
AND
NOW FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. --
The Black Table
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? WEDDING CRASHERS. -- Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
AUGUST 8, 2005. -- Angela Genusa
Week of August 5.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: RALLY AROUND THE SEX POLL. -- Amy
Blair
HOW
TO HAVE A CHEAP DATE WITHOUT BEING A CHEAPSKATE. --
Joel Keller with the Anonymous Blogger
YOU
STUPID FAXING PIECE OF SHIT. -- Will Leitch
THE
BLACK LIST: ALMOST FAMOUS. -- The Black Table
INCOMING!
AUGUST 1, 2005. -- Geoff Wolinetz
Week of July 29.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: A MESSAGE FOR YOU BLOOMIE. -- Amy
Blair
THAT
WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW: FRAT FASHIONS, THEY ARE A CHANGIN'.
-- The Black Table
SIX
THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT: ILLINOIS. -- Will
Leitch
THE
BLACK LIST: TOO CRUNK TO FUCK. -- The Black
Table
INCOMING!
JULY 25, 2005. -- Jen Hubley
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? GUS VAN SANT'S LAST DAYS. --
Tim Grierson
Week of July 22.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT. --
Amy Blair
NO THANKS:
WHY YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT PAGE SUCKS. -- Emily
G.
IS DOV-Y
TOO LOVEY? A LOOK AT AMERICAN APPAREL'S CEO. --
Adam H. Graham
THE
BLACK LIST: TAKE EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF OUR HEART NOW, BABY... --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
JULY 18, 2005. -- Jessica Coen
Week of July 15.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: DO YOU WANT TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW? --
Amy Blair
DEATH
TO ROACHY. -- Michael Malice
NOTES
TO THE UNDERNEATH: LADIES' LETTERS TO THIER LABIA. --
Katie Seitz, Michelle Goodman, Jen Hubley, Kate Andrews and Erin McFadden
A MODERN
LOVE STORY. -- Kate Kirtz
LIMP
BIZKIT LYRICS AND THE SCIENCE OF STUPIDITY. --
Ross Wolinsky
THE
BLACK LIST: IT'S RATHER WARM OUTSIDE AND WE'RE MOIST. --
The Black Table
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW. --
Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
JULY 11, 2005. -- Chad Fifer
Week of July 8.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: GRANDMA NEEDS A NEW HOME: $100! --
Amy Blair
THE
MIDSEASON MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PROGRESS REPORT. --
Will Leitch
ONE
TOKE OVER THAT LITTLE LINE THAT KEEPS MARIJUANA ILLEGAL. --
Isaac W. Kinard
THE
BLACK LIST: ...AAAND WE'RE BACK! -- The Black
Table
INCOMING!
JULY 5, 2005. -- Joel Keller
Week of June 17.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: TOO DRUNK TO FUCK. -- Amy Blair
WELCOME
HOME, MICHAEL JACKSON. -- Drew Atkins
IF
IT'S NOT LOVE, THEN IT'S THE BOND THAT WILL KEEP US TOGETHER. --
Robin Epstein
THE
BLACK LIST: SEE ALL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS IN TWO WEEKS. --
The Black Table
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? THE WHITE STRIPES' GET BEHIND ME SATAN. --
Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
JUNE 13, 2005. -- Kristen French
Week of June 10.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: VACATION, ALL THEY EVER WANTED... --
Amy Blair
HOT
TOWN! SUMMER IN THE SHITTY... GIRLS ON THE SUNNY SEASON. --
Haley Papageorge, Michelle Goodman, Kelly Mills, Claire Zulkey, Rebecca
Berfanger, and Crystal Kash
IN
SEARCH OF THE GOLDEN WOK: A YOKEL'S GUIDE TO CHINESE. --
Brian Bernbaum
THE
BLACK LIST: SHOW SOME HUSTLE, YOU LITTLE FUCKERS! --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
JUNE 6, 2005. -- Shari Goldhagen
Week of June 3.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: A CENTURY OF EXCELLENCE. -- Amy Blair
OPEN
UP AND SAY AHHH, WE NEED YOU TO BE THE NEXT DEEP THROAT.
-- Aileen Gallagher, Will Leitch, and Greg Lindsay
THE
BLACK LIST: IN MEMORY OF MEMORIAL DAY. -- The
Black Table
INCOMING!
MAY 31, 2005. -- Greg Lindsay
Week of May 27.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: DESPERATELY SEEKING STRIPPERS. --
Amy Blair
ROCK
AND A HARD PLACE: E!'S TED CASABLANCA. --
A.J. Daulerio
ANIME:
IT'S NOT JUST FOR FIFTH GRADERS ANYMORE. --
Becky Hayes
THE
BLACK LIST: EH, FUCK IT. YOU'RE FUCKING STUCK WITH US. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
MAY 23, 2005. -- Josh Abraham
Week of May 20.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: ON CRAIGSLIST CRAZY STAR WARS FANS ARE. --
Amy Blair
THE
MIRACLE THAT IS KOBAYASHI. -- Larry Getlen
THE
CHAMPIONS OF CONSUMPTION. -- Larry Getlen
THE
BLACK LIST: DAMN YOU, GAMBLOR. DAMN YOU TO HELL. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
MAY 16, 2005. -- A.J. Daulerio
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? FAMILY GUY. -- Tim Grierson
Week of May 13.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: SCAREDY CRAIG. -- Amy Blair
HOW
TO EAT AT THE DOLLAR STORE. -- Joel Keller
WHY
DID THE FAILED STAND-UP COMEDIAN CROSS THE ROAD? --
Todd Munson
THE
BLACK LIST: FIRST PAT O'BRIEN, NOW PAULA ABDUL... --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
MAY 9, 2005. -- Jason Reich
Week of May 6.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: CINCO DE CORNHOLE. -- Amy Blair
IT'S
CINCO DE MAYO AND THESE LADIES ARE FEELING MEXCELLENT! --
Kelly Mills, Elita Bradley, Krista Garcia, Becky Hayes and Jen Hubley
HE
SPENT 1/12TH OF HIS LIFE WAITING FOR STAR WARS AND ALL HE GOT WAS THIS
STUPID STORY. -- Rick Chandler
THE
BLACK LIST: TRIPPING THE BLUE LIGHT FANTASTIC. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
MAY 2, 2005. -- Geoff Wolinetz
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? NINE INCH NAILS' WITH TEETH. --
Tim Grierson
Week of April 29.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: STOP THE SNIPER CAT BULLSHIT, PEOPLE. --
Amy Blair
ROCK
AND A HARD PLACE: UK MAXIM'S GREG GUTFELD. --
A.J. Daulerio
EIGHT
AIN'T ENOUGH FOR THE RATTLESNAKE KING. -- Keith
Plocek
THE
BLACK LIST: NOW WE'RE TOTALLY OLD AND BORING. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
APRIL 25, 2005. -- Claire Zulkey
Week of April 22.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: LAW & ORDER CRAIGSLIST VICTIMS UNIT. --
Amy Blair
CAN
YOU DIG IT? THE ANNUAL NBA PLAYOFF PREVIEW. --
Dave Gaffen
ARE
YOU READY FOR SOME... WAITING? THE 2005 NFL DRAFT. --
Matt Pitzer
SIX THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT: KANSAS. -- Sam Jack
LET'S
PLAY PRETEND! A YOKEL'S GUIDE TO PURE FOOD & WINE. --
Brian Bernbaum
THE
BLACK LIST: SMACK IT, FLIP IT, RUB IT DOWN ... OH NO! --
The Black Table
OKLAHOMA
CITY STILL REELING. -- Will Leitch
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? BECK'S GUERO. -- Tim Grierson
Week of April 15.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF PAYING YOUR TAXES. --
Amy Blair
EVEN
ECONOMISTS GET FREAKY. -- Aileen Gallagher
HERE
COME THE SNAKES: THE MEANEST THING GIRLS HAVE DONE. --
Aileen Gallagher, Crystal Kash , Kelly Mills, Cathy Hannan, and
Jo Anne Heen
RENAISSANCE
MAN, RENEGADE JEW. -- Matt Caputo
THE
BLACK LIST: WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING MARTYRS. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
APRIL 11, 2005. -- Chad Fifer
Week of April 8.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: DIOS MIO! -- Amy Blair
FILLING
UP FOR FREE AT COSTCO. -- Joel Keller
CHASING
AMY SEDARIS. -- Michael Malice
THE
BLACK LIST: WE'LL MISS YOU MISTER NICE POPE GUY DUDE. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
APRIL 4, 2005. -- Jen Hubley
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? NBC'S "THE OFFICE." --
Tim Grierson
Week of April 1.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: GIVING IT UP FOR THE GRANDPAS. --
Amy Blair
THE
42ND ANNUAL BIG BLACK TABLE BASEBALL PREVIEW. --
Will Leitch
SEARCHING
FOR LINCOLN HAWK: INSIDE THE BIG APPLE GRAPPLE. --
Lucy Baker
THE
BLACK LIST: SPRING IS HERE, ALMOST. -- The
Black Table
INCOMING!
MARCH 28, 2005. -- Joel Keller
Week of March 25.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: OOPS, MY BAD! SHOULD I LEAVE A NOTE? --
Amy Blair
ROCK
AND A HARD PLACE: JON FRIEDMAN, MARKETWATCH.COM. --
A.J. Daulerio
HOW
TO STEAL FROM A TEMP JOB. -- Martha Burzynski
THREE
WAYS TO AVOID SPILLING YOUR OWN BLOOD ON THE TRACKS. --
Liz Davis
THE
BLACK LIST: WHAT DID THE CARROT SAY TO TERRI SCHIAVO? --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
MARCH 21, 2005. -- Shari Goldhagen
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? PREP. -- Tim Grierson
Week of March 18.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: ANGER MANAGEMENT. -- Amy Blair
BENT
ELBOWS AND BRUISED EGOS: LADIES WAX ON GETTING WASTED. --
Jen Hubley, Kelly Mills, Darci Ratliff, Michelle Goodman, Krista Garcia,
Aileen Gallagher and Noelle Hancock
MARCH
JUST MAKES 'EM MAD: THE GOOFIEST COLLEGE COACHES. --
Will Leitch
THE
BLACK LIST: THE IDES OF MARCH MADNESS. -- The
Black Table
INCOMING!
MARCH 14, 2005. -- Dave Stinton
Week of March 11.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: SO WHAT, SO WHAT, SO WHATCHA WANT? --
Amy Blair
FLOP
YOUR NUTS AND FLUSH HER PAIR: A Q&A ABOUT STRIP POKER. --
Erin Schulte
A CONSUMER'S
GUIDE TO THE AFTERLIFE. -- Greg Paulos
THE
BLACK LIST: KIRSTIE ALLEY IS SO FAT, SHE'S EVERYWHERE. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
MARCH 7, 2005. -- Josh Abraham
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? THE GAME'S THE DOCUMENTARY. --
Tim Grierson
Week of March 4.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO POST HAS GONE BEFORE. --
Amy Blair
INTERVIEW
WITH MY CO-WORKER, THE ROCK STAR. -- Todd Munson
HOW TO
WALK THROUGH A DECONTAMINATION UNIT. -- Susan
Kim
SO
THAT'S AMORE! A YOKEL'S GUIDE TO BABBO. --
Brian Bernbaum
THE
BLACK LIST: WEREN'T THOSE YAWN OSCARS SOMETHING YAWN? --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
FEBRUARY 28, 2005. -- Jason Reich
Week of February 25.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: THE GREAT CRAIGSLIST JOB HUNT. --
Amy Blair
TELL-ALL
KING DROPS THE BOMB ON EVERYONE... PART TWO. --
Jerry Oppenheimer
TELL-ALL
KING DROPS THE BOMB ON EVERYONE... PART ONE. --
Jerry Oppenheimer
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? THE OSCARS. -- Tim Grierson
THE
BLACK LIST: HOORAY FOR DAYTIME TELEVISION! --
The Black Table
EXPLOSIVES
FOR HUNTER: A RETROSPECTIVE. -- Eric Gillin
& Will Leitch
INCOMING!
FEBRUARY 21, 2005. -- Jason Reich
Week of February 18.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: HOWDY, PARTNER. -- Amy Blair
THE
WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW IS FOR TRICK ASS BITCHES. --
Aileen Gallagher & Matt Dorfman
REALLY
LONELY PLANET: 16 TRAVEL TIPS FOR THE DEVELOPING WORLD. --
Tom Zoellner
WHAT
THE DEMS NEED NOW IS ANARCHY, SWEET ANARCHY. --
Ashley Glacel
THE
BLACK LIST: HEH, YEAH, MAN. WE SO TOTALLY HAVE AN RSS FEED. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
FEBRUARY 14, 2005. -- Geoff Wolinetz
Week of February 11.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS. --
Amy Blair
BEHIND
THESE GATES LURKS THE CULT OF CHRISTO. -- Keith
Plocek
DEAR
MR. X: OUR LADIES RIP THEIR EXES A NEW ONE ... OR SEVEN. --
Darci Ratliff, Erin Schulte, Jahnavi Goldstein, Nichelle Newsletter,
Deidre Woolard, Jen Hubley, Kelly Mills, and Michelle Goodman
THE
"UH, OH -- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!" GIFT GUIDE. --
The Black Table
THE
BLACK LIST: GOODBYE FOOTBALL, HELLO DICKIE BETTS! --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
FEBRUARY 7, 2005. -- Brian Bernbaum
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? CONOR OBERST, OR RATHER, BRIGHT EYES. --
Tim Grierson
Week of February 4.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: A MISSED CONNECTION WITH... AMY BLAIR?! --
Amy Blair
RED
15, BLUE 32! IT'S THE BLACK TABLE SUPER BOWL PREVIEW! --
Matt Pitzer
SOMEBODY
TOLD ME NOTHING: A Q&A WITH THE KILLERS. --
Eric Gillin
THE
BLACK LIST: FIRST AND TEN REVIEWS TO TACKLE. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
JANUARY 31, 2005. -- Aileen Gallagher
Week of January 28.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: REMEMBER WHAT WHITNEY SAYS: CRACK IS WACK. --
Amy Blair
BULLSEYE!
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL DARTS. --
Louis Cooke
THE DAY
THE MUSIC DIED AN ACCIDENTAL DEATH. -- Adam
Mayle
THE
BLACK LIST: OSCAR! DON'T OVERLOOK THESE FINE, FINE FILMS. --
The Black Table
GO
AHEAD, READ ALL 6,000 WORDS ABOUT 2004'S BEST FILMS -- WE DARE YOU!
-- Tim Grierson & Will Leitch
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? BLINK BY MALCOLM GLADWELL.
-- Tim Grierson
INCOMING!
JANUARY 24, 2005. -- Matt Tobey
Week of January 21.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: HOWDY, BARTER! -- Amy Blair
STRANGEWAYS,
HERE THEY COME: GIRLS HAVE SEX IN ODD PLACES. --
Litsa Dremousis, Jen Hubley, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Crystal Kash ,
Kelly Mills & Joanne Heen
ROCK
AND A HARD PLACE: JARED PAUL STERN, GOSSIP MONGER. --
A.J. Daulerio
THE
BLACK LIST: OLD LADY GIVES BIRTH TO 6 LB. CHEESEBURGER! --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
JANUARY 17, 2005. -- A.J. Daulerio
Week of January 14.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: THE ENDLESS CAVALCADE OF BIG BROWN STARS. --
Amy Blair
DON'T
FEAR THE OYSTER... A YOKEL'S GUIDE TO GOURMET FISH. --
Brian Bernbaum
GRILLING
THE CHICKEN: Q&A WITH DAVID STERRY, FORMER RENT BOY. --
Daniel Maurer
THE
BLACK LIST: WE'RE A LONER, DOTTIE. A REBEL. --
The Black Table
INCOMING!
JANUARY 10, 2005. -- Jen Hubley
BELIEVE
THE HYPE? THE ARCADE FIRE'S FUNERAL. --
Tim Grierson
Week of January 7.
WEEK
IN CRAIG: WHO'S YOUR SUGAR DADDY! -- Amy Blair
THE
BLACK TABLE'S ANNUAL FOOTBALL PLAYOFF PREVIEW. --
Matt Pitzer
FAQ ABOUT
TSUNAMI RELIEF. -- Susan Kim
THE
BLACK LIST: WE NO WANNA WORKY-WORKY. -- The
Black Table
INCOMING!
JANUARY 3, 2005. -- Joel Keller
On Wednesday, Jan.
7, 2004, The Black Table officially marked
our second year of publication. To celebrate, we threw a party on Saturday,
Jan. 8 and republished our 10 favorite stories from 2004, listed below.
Week of December 24 and 31: The Best of the Black
Table, 2004.
MEET
THE WHIMPSTER: THE MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLE IN SENSITIVE CLOTHING. --
Rachel Elder
SWEET
CHRIST, HOW I LOVE HATEBEAK, THE DEATH METAL BAND WITH A PARROT ON LEAD
VOCALS. -- Matt Dorfman
THE
CULT OF DIET COKE. -- Eric Gillin
FINE
DINING FOR COARSE FOLK -- A YOKEL'S GUIDE TO JEAN GEORGES. --
Brian Bernbaum
THE
BIG BLACK TABLE ELECTION STORY. -- The Black
Table
PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATES? THEY LOOK LIKE BRAT PACKERS TO US. --
Ashley Glacel
TEN
YEARS LATER. -- Tom Perrotta, James Frey, Dan
Shanoff, Jonathan Ames, Whitney Pastorek, Amanda Stern & Tim Grierson
THERE'S
NO GAYDAR FOR HETEROS, BUT THERE ARE STRAIGHT SIGNALS. --
Tom Zoellner
RAISE
YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE HIDING A DAMP, SWEATY SECRET. --
Geoff Wolinetz
THERE
IS NO FREEDOM IN SLAVERY: FORCED PROSTITUTION IS REAL. --
Andy Baker
If you want
to see everything, please visit:
The Complete 2004 Archive,
in Chronological Order.
