you a pedophile? Hey, who hasn't wondered? (Wait
haven't wondered? Um
yeah, us neither.) You can finally found out
with this quick quiz. If you're constantly inviting neighbor children
over to watch Powder, for example, you're very likely to be a pedophile.
So you know.
Honkies! Get busy it's your birthday! Revisit this Internet Classic,
an interactive cornucopia of White Man's Overbite, click and watch as
a so-pale-he's-opaque dude illustrates the Ride the Pony, Smack That Ass
and the infamous Elaine Benes dance. The sad part is, this guy's probably
having more sex than you are.
to Arkansas. Tired of fuzzy dice? Get the hot new accessory that's
the best thing for truckers since ephedrine. It's TruckNutz, which allows
you to have testicles hanging from your rearview mirror. If you're more
of a Harley man, check out Biker Ballz. But no, no, this isn't homoerotic
a vacation destination? Do you really want to go to Hell? If this
criteria is right, the Black Table is headed due south. Fast. But so is
everyone else, so we'll see you there. Don't miss the toe-tapping "Citizens
in Hell" ditty and, if you're not convinced, "researchers"
have "recorded screams coming from Hell."
Still upset that no one trusts you to
wear a necktie or hold a butter knife? Is the Prozac they're injecting
into your veins leaving you incapable of doing anything without slobbering
on yourself? Click here. It is soothing
are so, like, factual. Forget the tedious, boring world of what's
real and indulge your sweet tooth for innuendo, mean-spirited lies and
other unconfirmed gossip about people you've never heard about at this
site, which boasts "hundreds of rumors and counting." Who knew
that Jesse Lee Elliott of Kansas is in love with Alex Wickstrom?
Mommies take note. This site offers dolls at various levels of gestation
to help parents replace the babies they lost through miscarriage, abortion
or stillbirth. They ranged from nine-weeks gestation to 36 weeks. I mean,
it's gonna take you a while to shake this link off. You're going to want
to wash out your BRAIN.
KNEW it! Was "Life Goes On" Fascist propaganda? Check out
this rather convincing argument that Nazis and retards -- we're sorry
mongoloids -- are a little too similar for comfort. Highlight:
"Nazis like all things Teutonic. Retards like to toot."
be entirely honest with you, we haven't the foggiest idea of what
this is. Is it a Japanese beer advertisement? Is it a site in worship
of space dogs? Is it here to frighten us? Or will it save us? Will it
make us pure? Questions, questions, question
not an answer to be