THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN, PART 2.
In this graphic conclusion to the two-part turducken story, we bring our turkey, duck and chicken-based creation to life and make a gluttonous discovery.

THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN, PART 1.
In order to make a turducken, which stuffs a chicken inside a duck inside a chicken, you need to make three kinds of stuffing. In part one, you will learn how.

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S SPINACH.
Cigarettes prices are skyrocketing due to taxation and yet, the price of spinach and household spices have remained flat. Sensing some arbitrage opportunities, The Black Table makes smokes from dried vegetable matter.

MAKE YOUR OWN PRUNO AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.
Pruno is a prison wine that prisoners make out of oranges, sugar and ketchup. It's horrible and foul, but it's also so potent that some prisons have banned fruit to keep convicts from making it. An exploration.

A SPADE IS A SPADE: HOW TO MAKE A TRUCKER CAP OUT OF GARBAGE.
Trucker caps are all the rage these days, so much so that the poorer Americans can no longer afford to wear them. To fight such hat gentrification, The Black Table shows you how to make trucker hats from household crap.

FROM BACON TO SOAP: THE IMPOSSIBLE JOURNEY.
Bacon is a fat. Lye is a poison. And together, they make soap. With a little caution, making cute little soaps for the bathroom will be a snap. Just don't eat the lye.

IT'S A BLENDER! IT'S A LAMP! IT'S BOTH!
Blenders make excellent lamps, and they're cheap and easy little creations that you can make. One wrong move and you're dead, but impending mortality makes the end result seem even cooler.